🍬 Absurdist Conceptual Commentary

GumGiveaway — Coming Soon!

The internet’s first and worst idea in giveaways — lovingly misheard since 2018.
It’s gum, not… the other thing. Promise. 😇

Hapless dreamer project: I’m trying my best and getting it adorably wrong.
Satire, not commerce: No guns. No sales. Just bubblegum and big feelings.
Coming soon since 2018: Momentum is building… very slowly. Like chewing.

Notify me when it’s… chewier 🍬 Read the Manifesto (soon™)

📝 This site is conceptual art & commentary. It’s meant to be funny and kind, not edgy.
👶 Please be patient — I’ve been carefully procrastinating since 2018.
💌 If you’re worried, delighted, or confused, send a gentle note: gumslinger@gungiveaway.org.